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Obama: You know, that one guy

Published: Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Updated: Tuesday, February 23, 2010

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Alex Anaya

I cannot stand Barack Obama. I cannot believe that he is so popular. Actually, I can believe it; I just don’t want to acknowledge it. What is that guy’s problem? Somebody look it up, because I don’t think anybody knows. Maybe that is his problem.

A problem-less president is a terrible thing. With the news media like ours in the US, you must have a certain amount of failure to be considered attention worthy.

You never hear about the crossing guard on the corner unless she saved three children from a flaming ice truck or she got a little too crabby. You may not hear about it. With a president, however, irony and expletives in need of deletion are never enough to keep a president on the chopping block.

Honestly, the president who said, ”You fool me. I can’t get fooled again” was voted in for a second term. Obama is literate, coherent and knows how to accurately convey everything that he wishes.

Yawn.

Moving on, let’s look at his personal life. He is apparently a happy father in a strong family unit. How fun. What’s next, well-adjusted children that listen to their parents?

This guy is so annoying. A whole year in the White House, and he is still tolerable. There has got to be something we can pin this guy with.

At one point people would say his full name in discussion. “His name is Barack Hussein Obama,” they would say. The emphasis on the obvious relation to an old adversary should have sent the doubters home to cry under their beds.

Instead they battle back with reasoned arguments like, “Your name is Joseph, but that doesn’t make you Stalin.” Well played, common sense.

Short story long, we all need to work together. Vote Obama in 2012. By the end of a second term, we will find fault. He is human. Let’s prove it.

 

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